Dear Kitty Show People,
  I just wanted to tell you how my cat is progressing with your movies. Miles seems to like both of them very much, although I do think he prefers the Birds. But I wanted to tell you that 9 out of 10 times, he turns the t.v. off when the movie is over!! This freaked me out a little at first, as I wondered who had been in my house, and who would be neurotic enough to just turn the t.v. off and then leave. So finally I believed that he was the one doing doing it. Maybe you know other cats that do this, I don't know.
  So now I have a new kitten named Spider Lily.
She is all cute and miniature as all get out. I'm sure she will be a fan of your movies once she is big enough to see the T.V.  You all have been very kind to me and I really do appreciate it.
I hope you and your company are doing well.
Sincerely, Deborah